No blog, unfortunately. Though parts of our relationship may make for good stories, I'm not blessed with the prose skills to tell it interestingly and without dropping personally identifying details. I am, however, blessed with an amazing and loving (And much more kinky and intense than I realized at first, lol.) boyfriend/parter whom I will be honored to call my husband next year.
I do have an update though. After many months of laser treatments supplemented with electrolysis, I can now proudly say I'm hairless below the neckline. Bits of the occasional peach fuzz do come up. But we paid extra-special attention to the pubic and anal areas; and, aside from the dangly bits, they've been as smooth as a Ken doll for going on three months now.
It's been over a year now since my last (penile) orgasm (May 26th, 2017). We're confident on the health & hygine front. And the last obstacle (the hair) is gone. Only, instead of making the Mousetrap "permanent"; we're upgrading to a Prince's Collar in rainbow anodized titanium from Steelwerks Extreme. The plan is for the Mousetrap to come off on xMas this year; when I will be allowed a single orgasm, either at my own hands or by using the houseboy if he's amenable. I haven't been told the plan for the intervening week. But on the 1st, the new year and new life begins. We'll say out vows, sign the papers, and in the beedroom that night the first things to come out will be an ice pack, the Prince's Collar, and the Loktite Red.