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Anonymous 11/07/2015 (Sat) 15:38:47 No. 7090 [Reply]
You know your porno has taken a wrong turn when:
* You re-enact goatse.cx

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Anonymous 11/02/2015 (Mon) 15:26:32 No. 7084 [Reply]

Anonymous 10/26/2015 (Mon) 07:07:00 No. 7070 [Reply]
You people need god in your lives!! Jesus saves! I can help you poor people get the devil out! I'm at church now and we can pray together (602) 696-7006! All this gay and lesbian will bring you to hell! Repent your sins!
But I just came (largely thanks to this site). Did a kitten die from above?
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oh jesus
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oh jesus

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does Anime suck? Anonymous 10/09/2015 (Fri) 16:01:09 No. 7043 [Reply]
somehow I can't stand anime!
Maybe I've only watched (or had to watch) the worst, but some Otaku-GF tried to convince me with different ones.

First I knew was "Akira". Knew this one from my childhood, read the Mangas (that had some fucking impact!).

Then I got introduced to "Hellsing". Yeah. pretty cool.

But there I saw a pattern:
Music in the credits is allways some generic J-Pop-Rock.
There is always a young girl with annoying voice (to satisfy the japanese pedos?) and nobody acts like a normal person!

Stunning effects, inerrupted by boring and "deep" dialogue and annoying voices.

When I had the "pleasure" watching "Madoka" I could only shake my head!
Why this whining?!
Whining in every scene, buhu... cry me a river!

Cringeworthy monologues, whining and emo-crap.
Is there somewhere a rule that orders anime to be so pathetic?

Overblown symphonies combined with some techno-shlock wear pretty fast off.

Also, I get the feeling that the authors must be some deluded amniacs!
Living submarines?
Talking Swords with eyes?
half-naked underage vampire-girls with personality disorders?
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Watch Berserk.
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Anime creeps me just out most of the time!
Like RL isn't creepy enough.

yeah, let some underage girls dismember guys and other girls while they are naked and cry all the time.

WTF is wrong with these pedos?!
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don't forget these fucked up anime-games like
"Akibas Trip" or "Galgun"

If that's the taste and the imagination of girls the weeaboo-scene really has, there is no wonder why 90% of them are diagnosed with a mental illness!
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many people told me to try "Attack on Titan".
But... I couldn't stand this overhyped fuckwickity!

What I hated was some pulled out of the ass reason for the swordfighting!
Why don't they use cannons or other huge ass guns or bombs to kill the titans?

Are you telling me some guys on ropes with swords create more impact-force than a bullet?
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only Anime that worked for me was
Cowboy Beebop
Ghost in the Shell SAC
(but FUCK these annoying little tachikoma-shits!).

Gravity Falls and Adventure Time just wipe the floor with every try-hard weeaboo-anime out there!

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WTF??? Anonymous 09/17/2015 (Thu) 12:53:27 No. 7011 [Reply]
Real original you faggot

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Anonymous 09/01/2015 (Tue) 21:44:43 No. 6982 [Reply]
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Anonymous 07/27/2015 (Mon) 01:47:20 No. 6939 [Reply]
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Anonymous 06/27/2015 (Sat) 20:41:56 No. 6927 [Reply]
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Anonymous 06/22/2015 (Mon) 15:26:33 No. 6926 [Reply]

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Anonymous 06/06/2015 (Sat) 12:39:42 No. 6922 [Reply]

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Anonymous 05/27/2015 (Wed) 01:28:28 No. 6921 [Reply]
>i lift for girls

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Anonymous 05/17/2015 (Sun) 20:31:47 No. 6918 [Reply]
Voting for the best imageboard engine.
We need your voice!
Help your board!

Anonymous 05/16/2015 (Sat) 11:31:34 No. 6916 [Reply]
Check this out:
Nuovostronzio.org: l'ultima frontiera della pseudo-informazione italiana! Nuovostronzio.org: the last frontier of the italian pseudo-information! :)))))

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Anonymous 05/16/2015 (Sat) 07:43:31 No. 6915 [Reply]
how new is this chaN?
Not as new as you might think.

The old touch myselfchan had been around for years. Then the owner nuked the site since he didn't want a possibility of it being linked back to him now that he was a professional code writer or something.

After that most of the population just left. Probably on other *chans.
it used to be much better, or I was just more stoned back then

really though, we could use more traffic here, the singular focus makes us more or less safe from political bullshit or newfaggotry so there's no reason to keep this place secret
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Yeah, it's not just you. There used to be a much better proportion of actual content to spam and topics outside of hypno/sissy/infantile had more contributions.
i thought the story was the original owner was a 12 year old kid whose mom found out he ran a porn site.

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Anonymous 05/10/2015 (Sun) 17:17:30 No. 6914 [Reply]
this is my asian fetish thread now


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